A Little Slice of Heaven

Yesterday the hubby and the kids spent the afternoon with the Twins and the Pirates at a spring training game: I, on the other hand, spent the afternoon lounging in the sun with my good friend, Jose: It was a little slice of heaven, and I gobbled it right up.

The Hunt for Fun

So when you drive over 1300 miles to have some fun in the warm sun, you don’t really expect to end up doing this: You might notice a couple of things wrong with this picture.  A.) I’m wearing jeans during the day, which is just all kinds of wrong, yo.  It’s F-L-O-R-I-D-A for crap’s sakes!!!! [...]

Just Call Us The Griswolds

Know the great thing about being stuck in a car with your family for 22 hours?  Yeah, me neither.  I wouldn’t want to be stuck in a car by myself for 22 hours, let alone two fighting siblings who have car sickness tendencies and a husband who doesn’t believe in stopping for bathroom breaks. Nevertheless, [...]

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I can light a grill without burning off my eyebrows. ** Chocolate carmel pecan Easter eggs are not safe in this house, even if they’re the size of Texas. ** The dog likes to drink beer. ** Fruit Roll-Ups are to teeth what water is to the Wicked Witch of the West. ** OPI’s [...]

The Sexting Experiment

     A while back, my husband and I got into a discussion about this whole “sexting” phenomenon.  With all the talk about it in the media, we were both saying we felt like we should really see what all the hype was about.  (Perhaps we felt a little left out?) Anyway, we don’t want [...]

A Dad’s Perspective

So recently I began following this guy on Twitter who not only has his hands full with a toddler going through his terrible twos, but he and his wife also gave birth to boy/girl twins in January of this year.  (Yeah, I know, sucks to be him, right?)  Because the infant stage of my own [...]

Identical Vs. Fraternal

           As a parent of twins, I’ve had to deal with my fair share of oddball questions throughout the years.  Some of them are legitimate, and some of them are really quite obnoxious (for example, “Are they from fertility drugs?”  Like it’s anyone’s freaking business how many needles I had to stick [...]

Big Dick’s

    This weekend we had to take the kids on the dreaded mission of buying new soccer and baseball cleats.  Past experience has proven to us that the best and most economical place around us to purchase said footwear is Dick’s Sporting Goods. Now, call me juvenile, or call me perverted, but I just can’t [...]

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Nobody picked up their dog’s shit this winter.  (And please don’t ask my shoe how it knows this — it’s still bitter about it.) ** My son knows WAY too much information about his friend’s balls. ** Leprechauns are impossible to catch (and thank God for that!) ** Tired is apparently my middle name. [...]

The Clit Cut

          My husband often tells me that he is so incredibly thankful that he’s not a woman, considering all the upkeep we females put ourselves through to look good.  Let’s take bikini area maintenance for example.  Men can just let it all hang out since all they have to do is pull [...]